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Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him.

Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.

Turning the exam paper before it starts because you`re a fearless bastard.

lazy fact #7256452565156897 you were too lazy to read that number.

I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster :D

What every kiss means: Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we are together forever Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = You look so cute Kiss on the Hand = I adore you Kiss on the Neck = We belong together Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you Kiss on the Lips = I love you Kiss on the stomach = I am ready.

Boyfriend = tell me something that makes me happy and upset at the same time :) Girlfriend = your d*ck is bigger than all your frineds... Boyfriend = .....

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I love it when someone`s laugh is funnier than the joke. LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU. SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :] i dont know my friends address but i know exactly where their house is! :) When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out :) Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him. When I was little .. I used to think that the moon followed my car .. ! Restarting the whole song, because you missed your favourite line! Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it really happened or not. I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.

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