A Guy Had A Crush On This Girl He followed her wherever she went. One day the girl noticed and asked the guy. Girl: Why do you keep following me? Boy: Because you`re so pretty and I think I`m falling in love with you. Girl: Really? But you haven`t met my friend yet. She`s prettier then me and she`s right behind you. (The Boy Turns Around) Boy: Are you making fun of me? There`s no one behind me. Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn`t even bother to look back.