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My girlfriend invited me to her house, I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy, she whispered in my ear, "i have feelings for you, shall we have s*x" , I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car, I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: "you`ve won my trust"... Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

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I love it when someone`s laugh is funnier than the joke. LIKE if you know someone who needs a smack in the face with a shovel I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU. SHOUTING AT VIDEO GAMES WHEN YOU DIE :] i dont know my friends address but i know exactly where their house is! :) When i was little i used to close the fridge door really slowly just to see when the light went out :) Dear Girls, If a guy pauses a video game just to text u back....marry him. When I was little .. I used to think that the moon followed my car .. ! Restarting the whole song, because you missed your favourite line! Having a dream so realistic you had to think if it really happened or not. I tend to say "I dont know" when im just too lazy to think.
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